Category: Joke Board
Though this story is true (I've been told from a reliable source), I didn't know where to post it. So, here it is, true or not.
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt.
God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a
man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
our
days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely,
This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the
bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the
man
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches.
Don't mess with them.
Here Bob, have some more wine.
Your clever, evil, bitch friend - 666
lol to the both of you
Damn, and I signed Bob up for the wine of the month club...your other evil, bitch friend.
lmao. That's priceless...
To paraphrase some commedian on television sometime:
"With friends like this, who needs enemas."
By the way, bitchy Beck, you can change your name, but you can't escape your fate!
Bob
Who needs enemas? lolol
hahahahahahahahaha!
Carla, was that w i n e of the month club or w h i n e of the month?
I think we are getting away from the moral of the original story: "Women are clever, evil bitches.
Don't mess with them."
On second thought, maybe I've proven my point.
Bob
I am a clever, evil bitch and proud of it.
hahahhaha! great!
Becky, would it make a difference whether it was wine or whine? I do in fact think our point is made Bob. HahahahahHa
Greetings BlBobby,
Jesus Christ Grace, what the hell was that?
TexasRed and BuckEyed Fan, every time you guys open your mouthes to repudiate my point, you prove it.
Where are all the guys on the zone? I need your help. I'm being innundated by "wine" "whine" and damned breatholizer tests.
Bob
Thank you for making me laugh again Bob. I thought Grace had taken all the fun out of the original joke, but you brought it back again with your comments.
...So BlBobby,